I’ve noticed that I haven’t had any neurotic public breakdowns lately.  Well, that’s not true, I just haven’t wrote about them.  I think the cold end of winter months literally drives me more insane than I am during warmer periods.  However, I have had some not so sane thoughts.  So why not share…

• When I get into a creative mood I wonder if I have split personalities, because if not, why can’t I be creative most of the time instead of small doses
• When I get in my car in the morning I wonder if this will be the day my car will explode, break down, get a flat tire
• Logically Scooby has allergies, which would explain his eye running, but I asked C if he thought maybe he was going blind (I covered his one eye and moved my index in front of the other, he seems to see fine)
• Whenever I eat something I haven’t had in awhile (ie steak) I wonder if it’s going to make me sick
• I will be sparring at the tournament on Saturday and all I can picture is someone kicking me in the face and injuring me permanently.  I’m driving myself so who will drive me home if I get knocked out?

Ok that’s enough for one day, I assure you there is more where that came from, but I wouldn’t want to scare you away

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