& that's the way life goes

So do you ever have thoughts run through your head and as soon as you think them you reprimand yourself for thinking that? I do it every day at least 10 times. Here are today’s top 10 mean/inappropriate thoughts:

1. Does she know those boots make her feet look huge?
2. Please stop breathing on me…
3. Why does he stop in the doorway every time he walks by and why is he staring at the wall obviously waiting for enlightenment?
4. Just shut up!
5. And I care why…
6. I promise I’m smarter than that
7. She secretly likes all the drama in her family, she’s addicted to all the Brittany Spears gossip
8. I wonder how she gets her eyes to bug out like that
9. They make these things…they call them cough drops
10. She thinks she’s special, but I think she’s pathetic

Whoops, there goes that squeaky clean nice girl image. Damn…