Feb
I was calmly sitting at my desk today when I kept smelling this B.O. scent. The phone rang and I answered it, continuing to get whiffs of this awful pukey, musty smell. I thought it was coming from my phone (which is totally disgusting) so I went to the closet and got the cleaning wipes. I wiped it down and got it smelling all fresh and lovely. A few moments later I was haunted by the stench again.
My eyes roamed the desk, what could be producing this putrid smell? And then my eyes zeroed in on a likely target. Could it be the tea bag that was given to me out of goodwill? I picked it up, held it to my nose and inhaled. Bile rose in my throat and I inwardly gagged. Yes! It was the teabag. I put it in my drawer thinking I’d steep it later, because really it can’t taste as bad as it smells, right? But the stench, oh the stench, is seeping out. Or is it just stuck in my nose? -A- thinks that I should flush it down the toilet because “that is where ass belongs”. But I’m interested to find out if it tastes bad and makes my breath smell like farts or it may actually be good (calming or a laxative?). The person who gave it to me put another ass tea bag in his steaming mug of water and he hasn’t gagged. When he opens his mouth will rotten eggs fill the air? I guess I will find out if he breathes on me later.
