& that's the way life goes

This post has been in my drafts for me to finish, I think it’s fun so here we go.  For fun and liability we are going to go with before C

I read this post at you’re flawed if you’re not free and it got me thinking but I didn’t think enough about it to write anything until I was talking about past relationships with IC.  I also am having a hard time with the Bad and Worst, so I’m taking liberties and changing it to Best, Good & Decent.  Kind of like 1st, 2nd, 3rd.

I had my first kiss when I was 14 (late right?). It was disgustingly wet and sloberry. I shutter thinking about it. I must have liked something about it though because I became a kissing whore. I was an awful tease, always running my mouth but never following through. I had a long list of boys names that I’d kissed and it was color coded, gold being Excellent. (haha) I slowed down when I got to college and ceased making notes in my little notebook.

Maybe I’m just nostalgic about the past, but I’m pretty sure the best kissers on my list were boys I truly liked and of course the ones that just had talent…aka players

Let’s start with Best:

Hands down my favorite person to kiss was TCE.  HANDS. DOWN.  It doesn’t help that I was probably high half the time we were together.  He symbolized freedom and fun.  Not to mention we had wild intensity together.  We were both passionate people.  I guess it made it even more exciting because the boy would not sleep with me.  Granted we were always with other people, though we did find time away to make out but it was usually in some trees.   As mentioned above I was a HUGE tease.  Huge.  I was always talking about sex and making little inuendos but it scared the crap out of me if you got me alone.  With TCE it was different.   I am not an aggressive person.  But there were times I just wanted to grab his hand and kidnap him and do him, anywhere.  ANYWHERE.  Anyhow, this is about kissing.  His mouth fit mine.  He never slobbered on me and always made me feel special.   He knew where to put his hands and always left me wanting more of him.  I guess I was a victim of my own kind.  (In case you are wondering, yes he eventually gave in lol)

Good:

RD.  Huge Player.  Lots of talent.  But you know what he ruined it all.  Stopped talking to me after I wouldn’t sleep with him.  Psssshhhhhhhhhhh.

Gumby was another good one.  (If IC is reading this she just threw up in her mouth a little.  I’m sorry, but it’s true)  He was another player.  He dated 2 of my friends.  We were just Friends with Bennies.  You know.  He was fun.  Sure I had moments where I wanted to date him but I was also perfectly fine being his permenant second girlfriend.  Mostly because his primary girlfriends didn’t last long.  Also, he called me one day when I got in a fight with my boyfriend and I had been crying.  He asked me if I wanted him to come over.  I told him no.  He insisted and he took me to the mall so he could show me his new car and hold my hand.

Landon.  Rest in peace.  He was always the boy I wish I dated.  Damn.  He had skills.  We always kind of tiptoed around it because his best friend liked me some of the time.  I don’t know that’s a weird situation.  He was so much fun and I still miss him.

Decent aka worth mentioning:

JS, my teddy bear, we were friends for so long before we even kissed that it was just really sweet.  He was just sweet.  We tried dating but we both got annoyed with each other and just stopped talking for a couple weeks.  Then we picked up where we left off before we decided to “date”.  We still joke that we are still together since no one actually broke up with the other person.

There you have it.  So what about you?  Any kisses you want to talk about?  If you decide to do a post on it let me know, I’d love to read!

*Sidenote: Is it bad none of my boyfriends are on this list? It’s just random guys I dated?  I wonder what that says about me…