& that's the way life goes

I saw this on Laylou’s blog first but it’s orginally a writing prompt from 20something writers.

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Backstabber,

It’s been a long enough time that I’ve come to terms with the events that took place.  But I never got to tell you what a horrible, horrible friend you were.  The boy and I were dating and we would both come to you for advice with about the other one, you knew us both well.  (It took years for us to finally get our shit together) You claimed you were like our big sister, offering advice about the other one.  But were you really looking out for my best interest?  Or were you setting something up for yourself?  I will always wonder that.

When it was clear the boy and I weren’t going to make it and events took place that made me decide to move to Florida after graduation you didn’t have the balls to tell me that you started dating him.  You were supposedly my “big sister” but in the end you were a big fake and coward.  Instead, while I was living hundreds of miles away you cut me out of your life without even letting me know.  You barely kept in touch with me, I was supposed to be one of your closest friends.  It was because you were too much of a pussy to tell me you were dating him and sleeping with him.  You must have shit your pants when I talked to him and I psychically deduced the two of you were dating.

I wasn’t mad, really.  I was hurt you wouldn’t tell me, after all I had moved down to Florida with C.   When I came back all I got was the cold shoulder.  I changed jobs and left the place we all worked.  You wrote me off.  Being the bigger person I emailed you, asking you to have dinner sometime so we could catch up.  You blew me off and imagine my surprise when I found out the two of you had gotten married.  While I would say that I wish you all the happiness in the world,  I wouldn’t mean it because you are a selfish bitch who drops their friends as soon as it gets tough.   I  am ridiculously loyal to my friends so the way you handled that was the ultimate betrayal.

The Bigger Person
Oh and ps…he has the smallest d*** I’ve ever seen, it’s like a pencil. *holds pinky finger  up*

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Narcissitic Ex,

It took me years to heal the emotional damage you put me through.  But I am stronger than that.  I may be  more jaded now but I learned a lot of lessons from our relationship.  I will never let a guy walk all over me.  I will never let someone tell me who to be, how to think or what to like.  You successfully ripped off my rose colored  glasses in which I saw the world.  But unlike you, I am not so jaded that I’m cynical of everything.  I am still a tad naive, I still see good in almost everyone.  And I think that this is one of my best qualities.  I still have a childlike wonder about things that I hope I never lose.  You have proven that no one can take it away from me.

Cheers!
Your happy ex-girlfriend

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Gangsta,

We’ve had ups and downs and downs and ups.  We always come back to one another.  I think we can still be partners in crime.

Your Ho

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Green Eyes The Honest One,

You know I’ll always love you.  But the end is here and I’m letting it all go.  I can’t promise not to look back, because I will, but I’m moving forward.

Love,
The Optimistic One

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Blog Friends,

You are bestest and awesome.  Please go get yourself a cookie or a lovely drink.  I wish I could buy each of you a beer (or beverage of your choice).  It’s amazing how much I love this  community we have.  I hope I’ve given you at least an ounce of the inspiration, support and laughter that you’ve given me.

Love,
Ria

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What are some letters you would write?

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