WTF is this weather today? Rain, Thunder, Sleet (freezing rain to the people in other states who don’t know wtf that is), & Snow! Damnit I have to go to class tonight, the roads will be a sheet of ice, I’ll spin out like I did in my dream last night, with the absence (I can only hope) of my transmission or something big & metal in my car, falling out.
Thank you to Amy for pointing out that all of us in Michigan should take notice of those GENIUS bears. Eat a ton of DELICIOUS fatty foods, get super ‘effin fat and go to bed. We are always complaining about not getting enough sleep, well damnit this is our chance. Get up off our already fat asses* (because you know you put on winter fat so we can try to fend off this awful bitter cold weather) go home and crawl into bed. Pull up the covers so the light won’t interrupt your restful slumber (oh who the f*&k am I kiddin there is no light during winter, well duh all the more reason for peaceful hibernation). Hopefully, by April (or possibly JUNE!) your eyes will open to sunlight, you’ll be rested and fresh and low and behold you’re even ‘EFFIN SKINNY!
*No offense, I don’ t really think you are fat I’m just trying to prove a point! (Geesh don’t be so sensitive)
Update:
While on lunch (I ate fatty DELICIOUS pizza) I ran my mouth for probably an hour and it seems I’ve worn myself out…I’m ready to sleep now…
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