I was calmly sitting at my desk today when I kept smelling this B.O. scent. The phone rang and I answered it, continuing to get whiffs of this awful pukey, musty smell. I thought it was coming from my phone (which is totally disgusting) so I went to the closet and got the cleaning wipes. I wiped it down and got it smelling all fresh and lovely. A few moments later I was haunted by the stench again.
My eyes roamed the desk, what could be producing this putrid smell? And then my eyes zeroed in on a likely target. Could it be the tea bag that was given to me out of goodwill? I picked it up, held it to my nose and inhaled. Bile rose in my throat and I inwardly gagged. Yes! It was the teabag. I put it in my drawer thinking I’d steep it later, because really it can’t taste as bad as it smells, right? But the stench, oh the stench, is seeping out. Or is it just stuck in my nose? -A- thinks that I should flush it down the toilet because “that is where ass belongs”. But I’m interested to find out if it tastes bad and makes my breath smell like farts or it may actually be good (calming or a laxative?). The person who gave it to me put another ass tea bag in his steaming mug of water and he hasn’t gagged. When he opens his mouth will rotten eggs fill the air? I guess I will find out if he breathes on me later.
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9 Responses to “Ass Tea”
eww how could you keep it?? you’re going to have bad breath that day, Watch Out World! Marias going to smell like ass! You know you’re going to forget about it and then open that drawer and the smell is going to just hit you and knock you out! hahaha
Ew! Throw it out! hahah
UPDATE: Just so no one is scared for me, I’m not going to steep it. I took it down to -A- to smell and we just couldn’t imagine warming it up. Instead it might be used in an office prank…shhhh…..
My first thought when I read the title of this entry was that Keith had done something bad. That man does love his pranks. Please, please don’t give him any of that tea.
p.s. I love that you have a tag entitled “stench” for this entry.
i had nightmares about that tea bag. i think the secret ingredient in Panera’s ‘tea’ is butt sweat. i hear it’s good with honey….
EWWWWW. If it was me…it’s GONE!
Ass Tea.
I think you should brew it. It could be Kava Kava or Valerian tea… Those are both relaxants, but they smell awful in their plant/root/tea leaf form.
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